Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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