I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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