i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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