this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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