waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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