For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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