these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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