Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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