i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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