i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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