he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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