So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
should my penis look like a turkey
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You are a genius and a whore.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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