Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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