we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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