Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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