No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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