This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
