In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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