didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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