He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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