"it" just moved
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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