Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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