I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
