I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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