Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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