Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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