She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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