one two three fourrrrnication!
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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