what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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