Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
stop calling my apartment porn island.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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