i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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