He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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