It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
