Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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