i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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