I'm jealous of your bromance
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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