i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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