Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you will always have a special place in my vag
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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