is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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