Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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