i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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