You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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