i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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