ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
