i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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