You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Randomize
