those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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