i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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