it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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