I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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