So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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