I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
