I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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