just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Someone came in the potted fern
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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