she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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