How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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